jennyyyod: Love this so much!
Me asking my friend what he thinks of The...
Me: So, what do you think of Max?
Friend: He looks like a cheap british version of Eminem.
Me: What about Siva?
Friend: He looks like a british version of Bruno Mars and not in a good way. Also looks like a fish with those cheekbones.
Friend: He needs a tan. I feel as if I poke him he'll turn red.
Me: And Tom?
Friend: His face is weird, like a triangle shaped with suction cup cheeks, and he too, looks like a fish.
Me: Lastly, Nathan?
Friend: Sorta looks like Stewie mixed with the sloth from Ice Age. They all look gay.
Me: Your argument is invalid. They are all beautiful in their own way. Their flaws are what make them unique and they get twice as many girls as you do. They are hilarious and call them ugly or gay or whatever you want but you, my friend, are in no position to speak. This friendship is over, good day. I SAID GOOD DAY!
The Ellen Show. Glee. Jay Leno. MTV Spring Break....
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Ed Sheeran is going to play at my future wedding.